Funny translations using Google Translate

Yesterday I was trying to translate some text in German to English, like this one:

Für sämtliche Fragen rund um den Zürcher Verkehrsverbund steht Ihnen ZVV-Contact oder Ihre Verkaufsstelle gerne zur Verfügung.

And the text was translated to this:

For all questions about the ZVV you ZVV-Contact or sell your body to be happy.

I don’t know if I should sell my body, and also I’m not sure about the price. But what I’m sure about is that the translation should have looked like this instead:

For any questions about the Zürich Public Transportation Authority you can contact ZVV or the closest sales agency.

If you don’t believe me, you can click the next image:

German to English translation using Google Translate

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